Monthly Archives: May 2010
So I’m pretty sure after these last couple eye teeth, Lillienne is done teething. She will have these teeth until grade one or so and then it’s on to the big gawky adult teeth every child inherits.
Basically, she will be done teething. Forever. Another chapter closed. Am I sad? Of course. Another chunk of her babyhood over and done with. But hopefully this will also mean sleeping through the night. That would be nice. shrieking at four thirty at the top of your lungs is getting old. And the biting. I was bitten yesterday. Am I supposed to go get a tetanus shot? How do I know she isn’t rabid?
Here are the words currently in Lillienne’s vocabulary. She doesn’t say every word perfectly, but you get the meaning and she understands and is starting to communicate more every day: ball, bird, water, shoes, wow, barbie, hi, bug, bye, mom, dad, jacket, bike, eye, hair, puppy, kitty, bear, cracker, cookie, button, go, gogurt (for yogurt) nap. I’m sure there will be new words tomorrow and after we are done reading the Sesame Street books it’s on to the thesaurus and her MENSA application.
And guess what? Me and the ladies are off to Regina this weekend. Hurray! Lock up your fathers! Here come the Pretend Housewives Of Central Saskatchewan. HOLIDAY! CELEBRATE!
Alright, so I missed The Hills last night on MTV but I caught it this morning on MTV.ca. First of all, Spencer needs to be heavily medicated and put in a large soft room, fed chocolate milk and oreos and then get the $@&% beat out of him. It’s quite clear those crystals arent doing anything besides possibly keeping the veins in his next from exploding.
What a whackjob! And Heidi. That poor girl She is now 98% Tupperware, 1% android and 1% Joan Rivers.
I enjoy watching The Hills because it distracts me for 30 minutes from diapers, crackers, barbies and Goodnight Moon. Also, because those skinny bitches have the best shoes and I like to imagine myself teetering around in stilletto’s on Rodeo Drive with the biggest problem that I have being if I get to sleep with Brody Jenner or not that night…
Back to real life. I’ll get you next time, Jenner….next time.
Probably Poor Parenting:
Encouraging your child to dance to “My Humps”
Also, please note her fab outfit!
lillienne is 15 months old today!